Restroom Allocation


Subject: Restroom Allocation
To: All Employees

The previous directive dealing with the allocation of our limited restroom facilities is rescinded.

Effective immediately, those employees having Social Security Account Numbers ending with even numbers will be allowed to use the restroom on even numbered days. Those with SSAN's ending with odd numbers will use the restroom on odd numbered days. The 31st of any month is a free day and everyone will be allowed to use the restroom.

Visitors, tourists, heavy beer drinkers and those with bladder or other medical problems may apply to the Personnel Department for a "C" sticker which will exempt them from these procedures.

Finally, please note that employees must be able to prove that they have at least half a tank to be allowed to use the restrooms.