Top 10 Things Corrections Officers Hate
- Inmates who look like the sperm used during their conception was tainted with steroids.
- Inmates who don't flush after eating chili for lunch.
- Coming up with one too many at head count.
- When you recognize the newest inmate as your proctologist.
- Being on a first-name basis with a serial killer on death row.
- Finding a hole in your glove after completing a body cavity search.
- Having to break up a shower fight.
- Being asked to be the bridesmaid when two inmates tie the knot.
- The fact that prisoners get more cable channels than you get at home.
- Having a new neighbor move in next door who looks waaay to familiar.