Top 10 Best Things to Do With Career Criminals


Murderers
Let them choose one of two "early retirement plans" - lethal injection or the electric chair.

Rapists
Make them wear pink tutus for the duration of their next prison term.

Robbers
Make them pay for room and board.

Drug Dealers
Let them perform their own body cavity searches while everyone watches.

Drunken Drivers
Decorate their cells with pictures of their victims.

Terrorists
Implant a homing device behind their left ear - and an explosive behind the right.

Arsonists
Use them for scientific experiments and medical research.

Child Molesters
Stop them from reproducing by having them spayed or neutered by a veterinarian.

Cop Killers
Use them as live organ donors.

Corrupt Politicians
Introduce them to Islamic law and let med students get some practice by amputating whatever body part it was that they used to commit their crimes.