How to Tell a Businessman from a Businesswoman
  1. A businessman is aggressive; a businesswoman is pushy.
  2. A businessman is good on details; she is picky.
  3. He loses his temper because he's so involved in his job; she is bitchy.
  4. When he is depressed (or hung-over), everyone tiptoes past his office; she is moody, so it must be her time of the month.
  5. He follows through; she doesn't know when to quit.
  6. He's confident; she's conceited.
  7. He stands firm; she's impossible to deal with.
  8. He is firm; she is hard.
  9. His judgments are her prejudices.
  10. He drinks because of the excessive job pressure; she's a lush.
  11. He isn't afraid to say what he thinks; she's mouthy.
  12. He's close-mouthed; she's secretive.
  13. He climbed the ladder to success; she slept her way to the top.
  14. He is a stern taskmaster; she's hard to work for.
  15. He is witty; she is sarcastic.