Bad Day at Work?
"When you have had one of those "TAKE THIS JOB AND
SHOVE IT" days, try this therapy:
On your way home after work, stop at your pharmacy and go to
the section where they have thermometers. You will need to
purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Q-tip." Be very
sure that you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and
disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your
therapy.
Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit, and
lie down on your bed.
Open the package containing the thermometer. Remove it from
its packaging and carefully place it on the bedside table so that
it will not become chipped or broken.
Look at the written material that accompanies the thermometer
and, as you read it, you will notice a statement in small print:
"Every rectal thermometer made by Q-tip is PERSONALLY tested."
Now close your eyes and say out loud five times: "I am so
glad that I do not work in quality control at the Q-tip Company."