A Day Off
So you want to take the day off. Let's take a look at what you
are asking for.
There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52
weeks per year in which you have already had 2 days off per week,
leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours
each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only
91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break
that accounts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days
available. With one hour lunch period each day, you have used up
another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You
normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. The leaves you only
20 days available for work. We offer 5 holidays, so your
available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give you
14 days vacation per year, which leaves you only ONE DAY
available for work, and I'll be damned if you're going to take
that one day off!!!!!!!