Top 10 Lines from the Upcoming TNG Episode "The Enterprise Stops at Taco Bell"
- (Troi) I sense...indigestion.
- (Picard) Don't order the fajitas, Number One, they'll go through you at warp nine.
- (Wesley, guest starring) Look, mister, the sign says you get a free "Little Orphan Annie" cup with any taco salad purchase, and I'm not leaving here till I get one!
- (Worf) Klingons do NOT eat burritos!
- (Geordi) I bet if I allowed anti-matter to collide with these chimichangas we could boost warp power by 27 percent!
- (Dr. Crusher, pointing tricorder at a taco) Inconclusive meat readings, Captain.
- (Picard) You're on, Number One. Whoever can squirt the most jalapeno sauce up his nose gets treated to dessert.
- (Riker) What do you mean you don't serve tokelau here? What kind of Mexican restaurant is this?
- (Data, re-joining Geordi after bugging Picard with a boring monologue on the history of the enchilada) I do not believe it is physically possible for me to place an enchilada in the area suggested by the Captain.
- (Picard) When we get back on the ship and you have the conn, Number One, you'd better not queef on my chair!