Hillary at the Pearly Gate!
Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. "What are all those clocks
for?", she asked. St. Peter answered, "Those are lie-clocks. Everyone on earth has a
lie clock. Every time you lie the hands will move."
"Oh", said Hillary. "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told
a lie."
"Who's clock is that?"
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe
only told 2 lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bill's clock?"
"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."