Reported to be Actual Church Signs....
- Free Trip to heaven. Details inside!
- Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.
- Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!
- Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons -- come hear one! (Ouch!)
- A singing group called "The Resurrection" was scheduled to sing at a church. When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the pastor changed the outside sign to read, "The Resurrection is postponed"
- People are like tea bags -- you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.
- God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.
- Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!
- When down in the mouth, remember Jonah; he came out all right!
- Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.
- Fight truth decay -- study the Bible daily.
- How will you spend eternity -- Smoking or Nonsmoking?
- Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives.
- Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
- It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin.
- Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
- If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again.
- Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.
- This is a CH_ _ CH What is missing? UR
- Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
- In the dark? Follow the Son
- Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up
- If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
- Awesome Powers -- the God who snags us!!!