Top 10 Reasons to Come to Church Even Though It's Summer
- Because praying for a 10 foot putt does NOT constitute an active prayer life.
- Because saving people from the "heat" is what Christianity is all about!
- Because this week's absentee equals next week's sermon illustration.
- Because you helped pay for the church's central air conditioning, you might as well enjoy it!
- Because your quest to make the immortal words, "Give me wax for my board, keep me surfing for the Lord," a lifestyle choice, just hasn't been as "gnarly" as you thought it would be!
- Because the combination of sweaty bare legs and varnished pews makes you feel like you're suffering for the cause of Christ!
- Because the youth minister is preaching for the month of August and someone has to keep a record of his inappropriate illustrations and theological blunders!
- Because all new sermons are a big plus in a season of reruns!
- Because it makes your day to see the preacher sweat!
- Because when we say that Jesus is the Lord of our lives, we do NOT mean 9/12ths of our lives!