The Top 15 Reindeer Games
  1. Strip poker with Santa's granddaughter
  2. Attach the Mistletoe to Santa's Ass
  3. Spin the Salt Lick
  4. Crapping down the chimneys of non-believers
  5. Moose or Dare
  6. Flying into the "No Fly Zone" over Iraq just to watch Saddam do a slow burn and Santa dampen his Depends
  7. Bait-and-Shoot Elmo
  8. The Annual Turn-Frosty-Yellow-from-50-Paces Contest
  9. Scare the Holy Crap Out of the Airline Pilot
  10. Convince the Elves to Eat "Raisinets"
  11. Pin the Tail on Santa's Big Fat Animal-Abusing Ass
  12. Hide the Venison Sausage with Vixen
  13. Elf Tossing
  14. Sniff the Tail on the Donkey
  15. The "Rudolph the Shitfaced Reindeer" Drinking Game