Things Insomniacs Think About...
- If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
- If people from Poland are called "Poles" why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"
- Why do we say something is out of whack? What exactly is a "whack"?
- Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
- If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
- Why do women wear evening gowns to night-clubs? Shouldn't they wear night gowns?
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- If someone offers you a penny are you obliged to tell them what you're thinking?
- Why is the man who invests all your money called a "broker"? Shouldn't he be a "richer"?
- Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
- Why does soured cream have a "use by" date?
- When cheese is photographed, what does it say?
- Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
- Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
- If horrific means horrible, why doesn't terrific mean terrible?
- If 21 is twenty-one why isn't 11 pronounced onety-one?
- "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could the longest sentence be "I do"?
- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be de-lighted, musicians de-noted, cowboys de-ranged, models de-posed & dry cleaners de-pressed?
- Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint on it you have to touch it to be sure?
- Why is it if someone eats or drinks something which tastes awful they immediately offer it to the nearest person and say "Taste that"?