Did You Ever Wonder?
- If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
- Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
- Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
- If the funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off?
- If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
- When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
- If cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
- Why is the word abbreviation so long?
- If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
- Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
- What do you do when you discover an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
- Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
- Is it possible to be totally partial?
- What's another word for thesaurus?
- When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
- If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
- Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
- Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
- Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
- How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
- Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
- When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
- Why do they call it a TV set when you get only one?
- Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
- If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
- What was the best thing before sliced bread?