The Drunk
A drunk got up from the bar and headed for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a
loud, blood curdling scream was heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after
that, another loud scream reverberated through the bar.
The bartender went into the bathroom to investigate the screaming. "What's all the
screaming about in there?" he yelled. "You're scaring my customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurred the drunk, "and every time I try to flush,
something comes up and squeezes the hell out my balls."
With that, the bartender opened the door, looked in, and said, "You idiot! You're
sitting on the mop bucket!"