The Great Cruise


Have you heard the story of the not-so-bright fellow who saw an advertisement for a cruise? The sign in the travel agency window read "Cruise - $100 Cash."

'I've got a hundred dollars,' he thought. 'And I'd like to go on a cruise.' So he entered the door and announced his desires. The fellow at the desk asked for the money, and the not-too-bright guy started counting it out. When he got to one hundred, he was whacked over the head and knocked out cold. He woke up in a barrel floating down a river. Another sucker in another barrel floated past and asked him, "Say, do they serve lunch on this cruise?"

The not-too-bright fellow answered, "They didn't last year."