Drive-Through Procedure

A bank has recently announced the arrival of the new "Drive-Through" cash-point machine where users will be able to withdraw cash without having to leave their vehicle. To enable users to be able to utilize this new facility, the following procedures have been drawn up:


MALE PROCEDURE
  1. Drive up to cash machine
  2. Wind down window
  3. Insert card and enter PIN
  4. Enter amount of cash to withdraw
  5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt
  6. Wind up window
  7. Drive off

FEMALE PROCEDURE
  1. Drive up to cash machine
  2. Reverse back 1 metre to align window to machine
  3. Stall engine
  4. Wind down window
  5. Enter handbag and remove make-up bag and locate card
  6. Attempt to insert card into machine Open door to allow easier access to machine, due to distance from car to machine Insert card
  7. Re-enter handbag to find cigarette packet with PIN number written on inside
  8. Insert PIN, press cancel and re-enter PIN
  9. Enter amount of cash to withdraw
  10. Check make-up and hair in rear view mirror
  11. Retrieve cash and receipt
  12. Locate purse and place cash inside
  13. Put away receipt
  14. Check make-up again
  15. Drive forward for 2 metres
  16. Reverse back to cash machine
  17. Retrieve card
  18. Stall engine
  19. Restart engine and drive off
  20. Drive for 3 miles
  21. Release hand-brake