Extra Crispy
The Easterner had always dreamed of owning his own cattle ranch, and
finally made enough money to buy himself the spread of his dreams in
Wyoming.
"So, what did you name the ranch?" asked his best friend when he flew
out to visit.
"We had a heck of a time," admitted the new cowboy. "Couldn't agree on
anything. We finally settled on the Double R Lazy L Triple Horseshoe
Bar-7 Lucky Diamond Ranch."
"Wow!" his friend was impressed. But looking around he saw no cattle.
"So... where are all the cows?"
"None of 'em survived the branding."