Santa Funnies
- What do they call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses
- What do you call Santa Clause after he's fallen into a fireplace? Krisp Kringle
- Who sings "Love Me Tender," and makes Christmas toys? Santa's little Elvis
- Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph
- What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed? A cookie sheet
- What reindeer has the cleanest antlers? Comet
- What is the cow's holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas
- What does Santa like to eat? A jolly roll
- Where do Santa's reindeers like to stop for lunch? Deery Queen
- What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH OH!?!??!!?!
- If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? Missile toe
- How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid.
- What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney? Santa Claus-trophbia
- What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? Sandy Claus
- The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.