Planting Joke
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "I have decided to plant
some vegetables in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?"
The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a
letter, "Dear wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is
where I hid all the money."
A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife: "You won't
believe what happened, some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up
all the back garden."
The prisoner wrote another letter: "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant
the vegetables."