Posh Hotel
A guest at a posh hotel called over the headwaiter one morning in the
breakfast room.
The waiter gave him a cheerful smile and said, "Good morning, Sir! How
can I help you?"
The guest replied, "What a wonderful morning it is! I'd like two boiled
eggs, one of them so undercooked that it's runny and the other so
overcooked that it's tough and hard to eat. Also, I want some grilled
bacon that's been left out so it gets a bit on the cold side; burnt
toast that crumbles away when you touch it with a knife; some butter
straight from the freezer so that it's impossible to spread; and a pot
of weak, lukewarm coffee, please."
"Why, I'm sorry, Sir," the waiter replied, "but we cannot do that for
you!"
"Oh, really?" The guest replied. "But that's exactly what I got
yesterday!"