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Money

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It can buy a House
But not a Home.
It can buy a Bed
But not sleep.
It can buy a Clock
But not time.
It can buy you a Book
But not Knowledge.
It can buy you a Position
But not respect.
It can buy you Medicine
But not Health.
It can buy you Blood
But not Life.
It can buy you Sex
But not love.
So you see money isn't everything.
And it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your
Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering...
So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
A truer Friend than me you will never find.
CASH ONLY PLEASE!