A Good Laugh
How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
> They Take The Psycho Path.
How Do You Get Holy Water?
> You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall?
> Dam!
What Do Polar Bears Get From Sitting On The Ice Too Long?
> Polaroids.
What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't Work?
> A Stick.
What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
> A Nervous Wreck.
What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
> Anyone Can Roast Beef.
Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs?
> Right Where You Left Him.
Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
> Because It Scares The Dog.
What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
> Sanka.
What's The Difference Between A Bad Golfer And A Bad Skydiver?
> A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack! "Dang!"
> A Bad Skydiver Goes, "Dang!" Whack!
What Goes Clop, Clop, Clop, Bang, Bang, Clop, Clop, Clop?
> An Amish Drive-By Shooting.
How Are A Texas Tornado And A Tennessee Divorce The Same?
> Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer.