Rabbit Hunt


The NYPD, INS, FBI, and CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each agency is tasked with catching the rabbit.

The CIA team goes in... They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plants and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation, they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI team goes in... After two weeks with no leads they burn down the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies. "The Rabbit had it coming !!" they say.

The INS team goes in... they apprehend the rabbit, are ordered to release it, and publicly admonished by Congress after Congress pardons the Rabbit due to the rioting of the "Exile Rabbit Community".

Finally, The NYPD goes in... They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a Rabbit!!"

Truth or Fiction....