Irishman, a Mexican, and a Redneck


An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Redneck were doing construction work on a scaffold on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said; "Corned beef and cabbage. If I get Corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed; "Burritos again. If I get Burritos one more time I'm going to jump too."

The Redneck opened his lunch and said; "Bologna again. If I get a Bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."

Next Day:
The Irishman opens his lunch box, sees Corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a Burrito and jumps too. The Redneck opens his lunch, sees the Bologna and jumps to his death also.

At The Funeral The Irishman's wife is weeping. She says; "If I'd known how really tired he was of Corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again. "The Mexican's wife also weeps and says; "I could have given him Tacos or Enchiladas. I didn't realize he hated Burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the Redneck's wife....Hey, don't look at me," she said, "That dumb-ass makes his OWN lunch!"