The Age Test

THE AGE TEST
Be honest, don't peek at the answers!) Write your answers on a piece of paper and check your results at the bottom of this message.


  1. Name the Beatles. ______ ______ ______ ______
  2. Finish the line: "Lions and Tigers and Bears, ______ _____!"
  3. "Hey kids, what time is it?" _____ ______ _____ _____.
  4. What do M&M's do? ___ ___ ___ ___ ____ ____ ____ ____
  5. What helps build strong bodies 12 ways? ______ _______.
  6. Long before he was Mohammed Ali, we knew him as ______ _____.
  7. You'll wonder where the yellow went, ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ___.
  8. Post-baby boomers know Bob Denver as the Skipper's "little buddy." But we know that Bob Denver is actually Dobie's closest friend, ______G. _______.
  9. M-I-C: See ya' real soon; K-E-Y: _____? ____ _____ _____ _____!
  10. "Brylcream: ____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____."
  11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone _____ _____.
  12. From the early days of our music, real rock 'n roll, finish this line: "I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder who; ____ ______ _____ _____ _____ ____?"
  13. And while we're remembering rock n' roll, try this one: "War...uh-huh,huh...yea; what is it good for? , ____ _____."
  14. Meanwhile, back home in Metropolis, Superman fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice, and _____ ____ _____.
  15. He came out of the University of Alabama, and became one of the best quarterbacks in the history of the NFL. He later went on to appear in a television commercial wearing women's stockings. He is Broadway _____ _______.
  16. "I'm Popeye the sailor man; I'm Popeye the sailor man. I'm strong to the finish, ____ ____ ____ ___ ____. I'm Popeye the sailor man."
  17. Your children probably recall that Peter Pan was recently played by Robin Williams, but we will always remember when Peter was played by ______ _______.
  18. In a movie from the late sixties, Paul Newman played Luke, a ne'er do well who was sent to a prison camp for cutting off the heads of parking meters with a pipe cutter. When he was captured after an unsuccessful attempt to escape, the camp commander (played by Strother Martin) used this experience as a lesson for the other prisoners, and explained, "What we have here, ____ ____ ____ ____ ___."
  19. In 1962, a dejected politician chastised the press after losing a race for governor while announcing his retirement from politics. "Just think, you won't have ____ ____ to kick around anymore."
  20. "Every morning, at the mine, you could see him arrive; He stood six foot, six, weighed 245. Kinda' broad at the shoulder, and narrow at the hip. And everybody knew you didn't give no lip, _____ _____,_____ _____ _____."
  21. "I found my thrill, _____ _____ _____."
  22. ________ ________ said, "Good night, Mrs. Calabash, _____ _____ _____."
  23. "Good night, David." "_____ ______,______."
  24. "Liar, liar, ____ ____ _____."
  25. "When it's least expected, you're elected. You're the star today. _______! _____ ______ ______ ______."
  26. It was Pogo, the comic strip character, who said, "We have met the enemy, and ____ ___ ____."



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ANSWERS:
  1. John, Paul, George, Ringo
  2. Oh, my
  3. It's Howdy Doody Time!
  4. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
  5. Wonder Bread
  6. Cassius Clay
  7. when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
  8. Maynard G. Krebbs
  9. Why? Because we like you.
  10. A little dab'll do ya.
  11. over 30
  12. who wrote the book of love
  13. Absolutely nothin'
  14. the American way
  15. Joe Namath
  16. "cause I eats me spinach"
  17. Mary Martin
  18. is a failure to communicate
  19. Richard Nixon
  20. Big John, Big Bad John
  21. On Blueberry Hill
  22. Jimmy Durante - Wherever you are.
  23. Good night, Chet.
  24. pants on fire
  25. Smile you're on Candid Camera
  26. he is us



SCORING:
24-26 correct - 50+ years old
20-23 correct - 40's
15-19 correct - 30's
10-14 correct - 20's
1- 9 correct - You're, like, sorta a teenage dude?
0 correct - SENILE!!!!!