Signs It's Time to do Laundry
- You wear your underwear in the shower to get it clean.
- You're found passed out after a sniff test.
- The only thing left in the closet is your 1997 high
school graduation gown, and a pair of swim fins.
- It's February 24th again.
- Someone scratched, "please wash me" on the back
of your shirt.
- Your carpet is no longer shag, but a 50/50 cotton and
polyester mix.
- You realize its either wash some clothes or fashion pants
out of paper towels.
- Instead of tide, you have to use lava.
- You rub your dryer sheets over your dirty clothes to make
them smell fresh.
- Those articles of clothing trying to crawl towards the
laundry room on their own.