10 Reasons Why You Might Want To Sign Off and Read a Book
  1. Tech support calls YOU for help.
  2. You forgot how to work the TV remote control.
  3. You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs.
  4. You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said YOU'VE GOT MAIL.
  5. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.
  6. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."
  7. A friend calls and says, "How are you? Your phones have been busy" -- for a year!
  8. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have AOL in your car.
  9. You beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang out."
  10. You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza.