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McMicrosoft

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What if Bill Gates owned a McDonalds franchise?

Here are some of the changes we might see:

1. Super Size 'upgrades' would be mandatory, if customers wanted to actually use the food to its fullest potential.
2. We'd all have to buy new cars to use the McMicrosoft Drive-Thru.
3. Upon hearing about a new burger about to be launched by Netscape King, McMicrosoft would 'preannounce' *their* new burger, even though its secret sauce is still in alpha.
4. They'd steal recipes from Apple's employee cafeteria!
5. Once a customer eats McMicrosoft food, trying to remove all traces of it from the digestive tract proves impossible.