Computer Smiles
- Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
- My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
- The name is Baud.......James Baud.
- The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
- Access denied--nah nah na, nah nah na
- C: Bad command or file name Go stand in the corner.
- Bad command. Bad, bad command Sit Stay Staaay..
- Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
- Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
- A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
- Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
- RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
- All computers wait at the same speed.
- ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI
- "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
- Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
- Read my chips: No new upgrades
- Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?
- If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
- Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
- Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
- Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename."
- All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
- Hit any user to continue.
- E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.
- Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE
- Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
- Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
- C: DOS - C: DOS RUN - RUN DOS RUN
- Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...