If Life Were like a Computer...
- If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over.
- To get your daily exercise, just click on "run."
- If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend."
- To add/remove someone in your life, click "start," "settings," and control panel."
- To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
- If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
- When you lose your car keys, click "Find."
- "Help" with chores is just a click away.
- Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would just use your diskette to recover from a crash.
- When you make a bad decision, just click "edit," "Undo."