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How Universities Grade Their Final Exams

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DEPT OF STATISTICS
All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.

DEPT OF PSYCHOLOGY
Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind.

DEPT OF HISTORY
All students get the same grade they got last year.

DEPT OF RELIGION
Grade is determined by God.

DEPT OF PHILOSOPHY
What is a grade?

LAW SCHOOL
Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A.

DEPT OF MATHEMATICS
Grades are variable.

DEPT OF LOGIC
If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A.

DEPT OF COMPUTER SCIENCE
Random number generator determines grade.

MUSIC DEPARTMENT
Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and - would be sharp and flat respectively).

DEPT OF PHYSICAL EDUCATION
Everybody gets an A.