City of Los Angeles High School Vocabulary Primer


Widen:
"When my girlfriend, Larina, told me she was pregnant I said, widen you tell me you didn't use no birth control?"

Urinal:
"After the police broke down my front door last night, they said, Darnell, urinal lot of trouble."

Undermine:
"There's a fine looking bitch living in the apartment right undermine."

Stain:
"My sister and brother-in-law stopped by the other day, so I asked them, you plannin on stain?"

Sodomy:
"When I go out at night, I like to have a bitch on one sodomy and another bitch on the other sodomy."

Semen:
"I never did know who my papa was cause my mama semen left and right."

Seldom:
"I had two extra tickets to the basketball game the other night, so I seldom to my friend."

Rectum:
"I had two Cadillacs, but my girlfriend rectum both."

Polyp:
"On my way home from the Piston's game the other night, I was involved in a five-car polyp on I-75."

Penis:
"I saw my parole officer the other day and he handed me a little paper cup and said, here penis.

Orgasm:
"I asked my cousin Dexter about the death penalty in his state. I asked if they electrocute em, hand, orgasm."

Oreo:
"I told my friend, Alonzo, if he wanted my sister, he could pay me 50 bucks now oreo me 100 bucks on Friday."

Oral:
"My friend Sebastian said, give me 25 cents oral blow your head off."

Odyssey:
"When I got back from the Windsor Ballet, I told my friends, you odyssey the tits on that babe."

Menstruate:
"With the fashions today you can't keep the women and menstruate."

Manual:
"I told my buddy Tyrone, manual get yourself in trouble if you keep messing with that hoe."

Letter:
"The ugly bitch downstairs came knocking on Darnell's door the other night and I wouldn't letter in."

July:
"After the trial, my mama asked me, did you tell the truth or July?"

Income:
"My girlfriend and I just got into bed, when income my wife."

Horde:
"My mama always did have a bad reputation cause she horde around in her school."

Honor:
"At our rape trial the judge asked my buddy Jarvis, who be honor?"

Homo:
"The bitch I'm living with called me at the bar the other night. She said Darnell, honey, are you coming homo what?"

Fortify:
"I asked this bitch down on 6 Mile--How much? She said fortify dollars. honey."

Formaldehyde:
"The police came to my door looking for my cousin Melvin. I told them there ain't no place formaldehyde in the house, it be too small."

Foreclose:
"If I don't pay my alimony this month, I'll have more money foreclose."

Fascinate:
"My sister Wolanda bought a sweater with ten buttons on it, but her tits are so big, she can only fascinate."

Disappointment:
"My parole officer told me, if I miss disappointment, he's going to send me back to the big house."

Dimension:
"A lot of you ladies been calling in wondering what Darnell look like. Well, he's tall, dark, handsome, not dimension hung like a horse."

Derange:
"Derange is where the deer and the antelope play."

Decide:
"My favorite girls are Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to keep a couple on decide.

Data:
"At my basketball game the other night, I score a triple double and my coach said data boy Darnell."

Copulate:
"I called 911 and an hour later when they showed up, I said copulate."

Connoisseur:
"I says to my friend Ramone, man you really stink today, what connoisseur did you crawl out of?"

Coatroom:
"The judge said, one more outburst like that and I'll have the bailiff clear the coatroom."

Clothesline:
"When I came home late again, I found my clothesline on the porch."

Catacomb:
"I went to the Douglas/Hollyfield fight and sat next to Don King: man, someone oughta get that catacomb."

Button:
"My girlfriend Juanita bought some leopard skin stretch pants. I said girl, you won't get you button 'em."

Beware:
"I asked the man at the employment office, is this beware I find be a job?"

Battery:
"The coach told my cousin Reggie he better start swinging the battery won't be in the line up tomorrow."

Bagdad:
"I always wondered what was in the Bagdad use to drink out of when he was sitting on the front porch."

Assert:
"On the way home from work, I always take assert so my old lady don't smell liquor on my breath."

Anus:
"The policeman told me and my friend Jerome they be looking for the two guys that held up the liquor store and we said---anus."

Afford:
"I wanted to buy a Cadillac, but then had to settle for afford.