A Dummy's Final
At his university, he lived in a dorm which was in a big, ten-story building. It was one
of the two ten-story dorms at his university. The two dorms were located
side-by-side. It was during Dead Week, the week before finals, and everyone was
stressed. That weekend, people were yelling out from their windows to the other
building, and vice versa, to relieve their stress. His roommate turned to him and said,
"This is perfect!! I'm going to get my dummy." (Don't ask why he had a dummy). So, he got out his dummy and shouted, "I can't take this anymore!!!" and threw the dummy
out the window. It went from total chaos to complete silence as everyone in the two
buildings watched what they thought was a student committing suicide. Now, someone
getting into a college and going to a college doesn't mean that they're smart. Just as
the dummy landed, the impact was so hard, the dummy's head flew off the body and
bounced a couple times and then rolled. The silence was broken as one of these
"bright" students shouted, "Oh my god!! His head fell off," which was followed by
laughter as the rest of the building occupants realized it was a dummy.