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101 Fun Things To Do In Math Class

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1. Run around the room screaming, "I'm PROTRACTORMAN!"
2. Measure everyone's ears.
3. Measure everyone's writing (In meters).
4. Balance 4 textbooks on your head, and sing "Row, row, row your boat," 3,752 consecutive times.
5. Mutter random numbers and look confused.
6. Scream, "Picasso had (random number inserted here) rubber chickens!"
7. Eat any papers handed to you.
8. Run around the room like a monkey and screaming, "(Name of class inserted here)!"
9. Mutter meaningless words and point at people.
10. Sit in the corner of the room, stare at the ceiling, and make weird noises.
11. Jack off.........
12. Say random things you your neighbors, such as, "Squirrels taste good baked." When they move away, yell, "Why are you leaving me? Why does everyone always leave me? No body loves me... everyone hates me!"
13. Sleep.
14. Scream, "(Classmate's name inserted here) raped my dog!" during any test.
15. Bop people over the head with your 'writing utensil' and scream, "Ha, ha! You got hit with the ugly stick, didn'tcha? Huh? Didn'tcha?!"
16. Whack random people, smile innocently, and say "But there was a bug on you."
17. Giggle insanely and point at people.
18. Stare into space and find out how long you can go without blinking.
19. Make baby noises and suck your thumb.
20. Make a list of 101 fun things to do in math class......
21. Blurt out random statements at awkward and/or inappropriate times...
22. Make elephant noises and smack people with your 'trunk' (your arm, held up to your face, hanging down, and swung from side to side).
23. Whack people over the head with vegetables and giggle insanely.
24. Steal the classroom clock, hide it, then innocently point out that it's missing, and wonder loudly about who could have possibly taken it....
25. Point at people, speak nonsensically, and smile a lot.
26. Sit in the corner while hugging your knees, rolling your eyes, and swaying from side to side (A nice added touch is moaning, "The voices.... the voices! Oh, make them go away... stop the voices...")
27. Eat noisy food. If someone gives you a 'look', smile and say, with your mouth full, "Ya wanth thumb?"
28. Sit in your chair and laugh insanely.
29. Announce, "I am a (random object inserted here)!" and then behave like one...
30. Quote Shakespeare incessantly, and then explain how it does (or doesn't) relate to the current situation.
31. Sing songs by the Spice Girls, and say, "I'm Stupid Spice... lookit meeeeeeee!"
32. Pretend you're the 6th Backstreet Boy, then dance around the room like one.
33. Self explanatory. (Major props if anyone can actually pull this one off...!)
34. Dance around the room in a tutu and toe shoes. a tiara is a nice added touch.
    Bonus: if you play a varsity sport.
    SUPER bonus: if that sport is football or wrestling.
35. Throw jelly beans at people. Save the black ones, and cram them into peoples mouths if they try to talk to you.
36. Hahaha... pogo stick... hahaha.........
37. 15 bags of pixie stix and a 2-Liter bottle of Mountain Dew make for an... umm... interesting class....
38. Pretend you are Marilyn Manson....
39. Scream the lyrics to "Nookie" and shove cheetos up your nose.
40. Announce one day in the middle of class, "Tomorrow is 'Dress Up as Your Favorite Text Book Day'! I urge you all to participate!" The next day, show up dressed as a textbook. Bonus: if anyone else dresses up too!
41. Make as much noise as possible during a test, quiz, or lecture.
42. Drink any beverage through your nose.
    Bonus: if it tickles!
    SUPER bonus: if you then spray it out and hit someone.
43. "This is the song that never ends........."
44. Grin and wiggle your ears at people.
45. Fling applesauce at people.
    Bonus: if you get your ass beat because you hit the wrong person.
    SUPER bonus: if you hit someone and they don't notice, therefore walking around campus with a glob of applesauce on their back all day...
46. Flick grapes at people. If they turn around, eat them (the grapes, of course) while looking innocent.
47. Make people laugh, and then inform the teacher/ professor that they are disturbing you.
    Bonus: if you get them removed from the class.
48. Balance pens and pencils on your nose and insist that you're "Mackerel, the acrobatic seal."
49. Eat messily, spray food out of your mouth, and say "Bah, bah... bah!" while doing so (Mr. Peepers from Saturday Night Live).
50. Sleep....
51. Sleep.........
52. Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeppppp!
53. Scream, "Argh! The silence is deafening!" during a test. Bonus: if you get your test taken away.
54. Look around and act suspicious while around backpacks.
55. Pretend you're a Furby.
56. Giggle at everything and anything.
57. Babble about anything you can think of at an incredibly high speed.
58. Do something bad, then say, "It wasn't me! I'm an ANGEL! See my halo? Oops! My bad! That's just my hair stickin' up!" Bonus: if you are bald or have a shaved head.
59. Babble incessantly about your boyfriend or girlfriend (Or both, if applicable...)
60. Babble on and on about Gay Pride.
61. Babble on and on about Peeps, and how the blue and yellow ones taste SOOOO much better than the pink ones.
62. Babble on and on about squirrels.
63. Babble on and on about hairnets.
64. Babble on and on about lighter fluid.
65. Babble on and on about grapefruits or mangoes.
66. Babble on and on about nothing.
    Bonus: on numbers 59-66 if someone takes offense to your babbling and smacks you.
67. Chew gum.... LOUDLY.
68. Smile and stare at your socks.
69. Throw pogo sticks and other large objects at people.
70. Talk extensively about tuna fish.
71. Eat your "writing utensils."
72. Babble in another language. Bonus: if you made up the language by yourself.
73. Talk about markers.
74. Attack people with markers.
75. Insist that you are Clark Kent, and refuse to respond to people until they address you by your "proper name."
76. Sing "Mary Had a Little Lamb," 6,593 consecutive times while hopping around on a pogo stick.
77. Play football with the teacher's/ professor's shoes...
    Bonus: if you include me!
78. Sleep.
79. Sleep.
80. Throw popsicle sticks at everyone and giggle insanely.
81. Walk into class with only 5 minutes left, gasp, "Sorry I'm late! I hope I didn't miss anything!" and take your seat.
82. Sprinkle people with glitter and exclaim, " It's fairy dust! Now you're a magical fairy!"
83. Smack people and exclaim, "Eewwie, eewwie! Get away, get AWAY!"
84. Pretend you're an oyster.
85. Daydream...out loud.
86. Hug a teddy bear and suck your thumb.
87. Backflip around the room and sing, "Yankee Doddle" 9,671 consecutive times.
88. Turn the class into a spirit rally.
89. Flip off everyone in sight, and see what happens...
90. Spray people with Kool-Aid as they enter the classroom.
91. Sing in gibberish.
    Bonus: if it's in a high- pitched and annoying voice.
    SUPER bonus: if it's in a high-pitched, annoying voice and you are a 'mature' male.
92. Sing the "Song That Gets on Everybody's Nerves"*** 3,015 consecutive times while standing on your head.
93. Hit people over the head with a textbook if they didn't do their homework.
    Bonus: if you didn't do YOUR homework.
94. Sing, "Who Stole the Cookies From the Cookie Jar?" and FORCE everyone to participate.
95. Moon the whole class.
96. Flash the whole class.
    Bonus: on numbers 95 and 96 if you get propositioned for these acts, OR if someone takes pictures.
    SUPER bonus: if those pictures are published in a school newspaper, yearbook, or other written publication.
97. Lock the teacher in the supply cabinet and PAAAAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTTYYYY!
98. Throw random objects at random people at random times.
99. Bop people over the head with a ruler and say, "I'm the Math Fairy...you suck!"
100. Make people say, "Bite me!" and the proceed to do so.
101. Um, your WORK, dumbass.... how else are you gonna get a good education?!?! DUH!!!

*** The 'lyrics' to The Song That Never Ends:
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves,
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves.
I know a song that get's on everybody's nerves,
And this is how it goes... (and repeat)