Top 10 Ways the Bible Would Have Been Different If Written by College Students
- Loaves and Fishes replaced by Pizza and Chips.
- Ten Commandments are actually only five, but because they
are double-spaced and written in larger font, they look
like ten.
- Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't
dorm food.
- Paul's letter to the Romans becomes Paul's e-mail to the
Romans.
- Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.
- The place where the end of the world occurs? Not the
Plains of Armageddon; rather, Finals.
- Book of Armaments would be in there somewhere.
- Reason why Moses and his followers walked in the desert
for 40 years: They didn't want to ask directions and look
like a Freshman.
- Tower of Babel blamed for Foreign Language requirements.
- Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting
on the seventh, He would have put it off until the night
before it was due and then pulled and all-nighter and
hoped no one noticed.