Flatus: the Nouns: the Gas, the Product Itself, the Sound, the Types
  1. aerosolized stool
  2. after dinner mint
  3. air
  4. air attack
  5. air biscuit
  6. air monkey
  7. air poop
  8. anal acoustics
  9. anal escape of wind
  10. anal emissions
  11. anal oxide
  12. anal retreat
  13. anus evacuation
  14. Arkansas barking spiders
  15. ars musica
  16. arse blast
  17. ass dropping
  18. backblast (the "backblast area" is where the fart can be detected; upon dissipation of the odor, one can announce "Backblast area all clear!")
  19. backdoor trumpet
  20. back draft
  21. back end blow out
  22. bae (Danish)
  23. barking rats
  24. barking spiders
  25. bean bombers
  26. bean fumes
  27. beaver leaver
  28. beer fart
  29. belching clown
  30. big spit-up
  31. bilabial fricative
  32. blampf
  33. blare-ass
  34. blow-by (a fart that smells especially awful because it blew by a turd)
  35. blow fish
  36. blue angel (ignited fart)
  37. blue bomber
  38. blue darts (ignited fart)
  39. blurp
  40. bologna sandwich essence
  41. boomper letters
  42. bork (the sound made by a fart when you press down in the bathtub)
  43. bottom burp
  44. botty burp (England)
  45. botty cough (England)
  46. bram (Welsh)
  47. brewer's fart (grains and all!) (from an 1811 slang dictionary)
  48. brown-body radiation
  49. brown haze
  50. brown mist
  51. brown speckled mallard (a misty fart)
  52. brownster
  53. brun canard
  54. bubblers
  55. buck snort or bucksnort (a particularly loud fart)
  56. bull snort
  57. bum and flutter
  58. bunsen burners
  59. burners
  60. burp that went astray
  61. burp that comes out the wrong end
  62. butt burps
  63. butt cheek squeak
  64. butt moose
  65. butt mutt
  66. can o' chedder
  67. carpet creeper
  68. case of swamp ass
  69. cheeser
  70. cheese toasty
  71. chert
  72. chold
  73. chou pi (Chinese for "stinking fart")
  74. chunder
  75. churchhouse creepers
  76. cornhole tremor
  77. crepidus (Latin)
  78. crunchy frog
  79. cushion creepers
  80. davebrok (a stop-and-go kind of fart)
  81. deer snort
  82. dej (Danish)
  83. desert varnish (a wet fart)
  84. doofu (Oromo of Ethiopia)
  85. doozer
  86. doozy
  87. double flutterblast
  88. drifters
  89. drig (Armenian)
  90. drive by
  91. Dutch oven (farting in bed and pulling the covers over one's head to smell it)
  92. eggy whiffo (a particularly sulfurous emission)
  93. essence of Emeril
  94. excreted gas
  95. explosion between the cheeks
  96. extreme fumagatory essence
  97. fang pae (Chinese)
  98. fang pi (Chinese)
  99. fannitosis
  100. fanny beep
  101. fanny bubble
  102. fanny halitosis
  103. fart
  104. fartrogen dioxide (1940s era term)
  105. fat lady delight
  106. fecal clouds
  107. fickle fuzz
  108. fing (Hungarian - pronounced "feeng")
  109. fingi
  110. fire in the hole (an ignited fart)
  111. fizz
  112. fizz-fuzz
  113. fizzy fuzz
  114. flabbergaster
  115. flame throwers
  116. flatulence
  117. flatulencia (Spanish)
  118. flatus
  119. flooper
  120. fluff
  121. flurpies
  122. fly breaking the sound barrier
  123. foo-foo
  124. frump (an underwater fart)
  125. Furz (German)
  126. fuss (Lebonese)
  127. the fuzz
  128. the fuzz=fizz
  129. gas
  130. gasser
  131. gastronomical reprocussion
  132. General Colon Bowel barking commands
  133. gooz (Persian)
  134. gross wind
  135. grosse humours
  136. guano-talk
  137. gou pi (Chinese for "dog fart")
  138. grunghee
  139. gurglers
  140. hanger ("the killer that emerges the morning after two days of drinking and permeates everything, making whatever room you were in unusable for at least half an hour")
  141. he (Japanese - pronounced "hay")
  142. hissers
  143. hole in the wall gang (multiple farts)
  144. honksa (Choctaw - pronounced "honk-sa")
  145. hot wind
  146. Hun Futza (German for "dog fart")
  147. hurricane
  148. hydrogen bombs
  149. ignimbrite (ignited fart)
  150. Jersey torch (ignited fart, from the movie "IQ")
  151. jetwash
  152. kabooms
  153. kanala (Danish)
  154. the leather cheerio bark
  155. lingers
  156. lort
  157. love puff (England)
  158. low flying geese
  159. low flying jets
  160. massive vapor of butt gas
  161. message from the interior
  162. methane
  163. misdirected burp
  164. Missouri mud ducks
  165. moon beam
  166. morning thunder
  167. mouse
  168. mousie squeak
  169. mudslapper
  170. mush
  171. musical butt
  172. the nether belch
  173. nue ardent (a hot fart that rolls down the leg burning off all the hairs in its path)
  174. one-cheek sneaks
  175. paad (Hindi)
  176. pants geese
  177. passed flatus
  178. passed gas
  179. peaches
  180. pedo (Spanish)
  181. peido (Portuguese)
  182. peo (Spanish, used in Dominican Republic, Puerto Rico and other Latin American regions)
  183. pet (French)
  184. petard
  185. phewie
  186. pip
  187. pluts
  188. poelse (Danish)
  189. poodles
  190. poof
  191. poofume
  192. poo gas
  193. pooh
  194. pooh noise
  195. poop fumes
  196. poop without the mess
  197. poopy tunes
  198. poot
  199. pooty pants
  200. popcorn fart (a dry fart)
  201. pop tarts
  202. power poof
  203. preets
  204. prison break
  205. proot-proots (French)
  206. prootsie
  207. prut (Danish)
  208. pudd (Punjabi)
  209. puffer
  210. puh
  211. puk (Russian - pronounced "pook")
  212. pulpmiller
  213. pum (Portuguese)
  214. purple clouds (as in "I can't smell nothin' but them purple clouds is sho stingin my eyes!")
  215. putt-putts
  216. queve (a frontal emission from a woman)
  217. rames (Palauan) (specifically a high-pitched, long, drawn-out fart)
  218. rare arse (quiet, undulating gentle sound)
  219. rattler
  220. rectal turbulence
  221. report
  222. ringo
  223. ringtailed roarer
  224. rip ass
  225. ripship
  226. the ripshit
  227. ripskin
  228. ripsnorter
  229. roevgas (Danish)
  230. rup rap (diarrhea propelled by flatus)
  231. the scented scream
  232. scheet (Dutch)
  233. seam squirrels
  234. shit fumes
  235. shit propellant
  236. shit vapor
  237. shit without the mess
  238. silent but deadly (SBD)
  239. silent but violent (SBV)
  240. silent depth charge
  241. silent spadily
  242. sitter air
  243. skag
  244. skid (Danish)
  245. sliders
  246. smelly jelly (a wet fart)
  247. smell-o-rama
  248. smelts
  249. smoofer
  250. snak (in the bathtub)
  251. S.O.D. (stench of death)
  252. some asshole behind you talking shit
  253. sound spadily
  254. sphincter whistle
  255. sphincturbulence
  256. spitters
  257. squeakers
  258. squib
  259. stainer
  260. stale wind
  261. stench of death
  262. stink
  263. stinker
  264. surprise (a fart with a lump in it)
  265. svaerd (Danish)
  266. talking pants
  267. tear arse (loud, disturbing sound)
  268. tear ass
  269. terminal flatulence
  270. terminal velocity flatulence
  271. three tone fart
  272. thunder below
  273. thunder in the buns
  274. tonage
  275. toop
  276. tooters
  277. toot-toots
  278. triple flutter blaster
  279. triple thunder flutter
  280. trouser cough
  281. trouser trumpet
  282. trump (England)
  283. turtle
  284. tushie belches
  285. underpants lion
  286. veirnt
  287. ventifact
  288. vind (Danish)
  289. voice of the toothless one
  290. wet fart
  291. wet one
  292. whallop
  293. whootzie
  294. wind
  295. wind breakage
  296. windy pops
  297. wizard
  298. zephyr