Things to Say After Farting
  1. There is a US Airforce custom of saying, "Howdy!" after farting in flight, to assure one's colleagues that one's intentions are peaceful.
  2. "Speak to me, oh, toothless one!" OR "Speak to me, ol' toothless wonder!" OR "Oh, toothless one! Your voice has changed but your breath is still the same!"
  3. "It's that asshole talking behind my back again!"
  4. "Oops! A sudden loss in cabin pressure!"
  5. "Once, when Dorothy Parker was at a dinner, a man burped quite loudly she is reported to have looked at him and said, 'why didn't you use the other end and save your teeth?'"
  6. After Czechs let out a silent fart, they announce the fact by saying, "Soytka," to let their friends know they might be smelling something. The word refers to a kind of little bird.
  7. "Speak up, Asshole - Don't take that shit!"
  8. "There's a kiss for you!" or "The ducks are calling." or "Damn frogs..."
  9. When someone else farts, "Oh, stop your bragging!"
  10. The thing to say in northern England after farting is, "More tea, Vicar?"
  11. "Don't worry - plenty for all!"
  12. "When farts are transported past another while still engulfed in one's pants, one should ask the perpetrator, 'Are you draggin' skags??'"
  13. Rodney Dangerfield said, "Hey, did somebody step on a duck?" in Caddyshack.
  14. In Mexico, what you say is, "Reza por tu alma porque tu cuerpo ya esta podrido." This means, "Pray for your soul because your body is already rotten."